Walk along the beach. Choose a spot. Get to it. Decide it’s not right. Walk along the beach more.
‘Here will do…Or there?’
Set up camp
If you’re winning, you may have a windbreaker.
Grab a spade. Dig a hole. Always.
Hopefully something that will give your parents heart-palpitations
A sand car. A tunnel. A castle.
Try the Water
Have ‘a quick paddle’ just to ‘check the temp’. It’s going to be burningly cold.
Feel the sun on your face
Feel the Sand on Your Face
‘I’ve already said, STOP FLICKING SAND’
Kids have loved it but there’s sand in your pants and everyone’s looking pretty windburnt. Plus, sea air is exhausting. Chalk up the win and head home.