Sound the klaxon! It’s another house snoop! (Find previous one here)
I have been horrendously busy looking after my own children these last few weeks: no wonder parents hate teachers. Teachers are bloody lazy good for nothings who slope off for 2849 weeks of the year and make us parent our own bloody kids! Outrageous!
Because of this incredible inconvenience, I needed a quick post for all of my adoring fans and I realised my favourite posts of all posts are house snoops so here’s one for you.
I have been wanting to do another one for a while but as soon as I tidy it’s a shit heap again so tough tits and enjoy the mess.
Treat it like Spot the Difference/ Treasure Hunt.
Can you spot:
-abandoned car seat
Garden room (sounds a bit stately but can’t think what else to call it)
Kids’ Playroom– my favourite room to not go in
Utility Bloody love this room and good thing too as spend a lot of time in here folding pants etc
Boys’ bog- didn’t really want to photograph bedrooms because boys asleep and ours is a mess. So here’s a treat instead
Spare bedroom and en suite- one of the nicest rooms in the house so come stay!
So so so nice. Like being in a swanky hotel. Love it.
The larder/booze stash
You’ll find me here pouring gins and stress-snacking
Disclaimer- we didn’t do any of the decorating or designing. That was done by the clever previous owners. We’ve barely even got around to hanging any of our thousand paintings or shelved even a fifth of our billion books so may share some ‘after’ shots later.
Hope you’ve had an enjoyable snoop!