1) There is so much washing
So, so much washing. All the washing.
2) You’re skint.
You’ve done swimming, steam trains, soft play, lunch dates, the zoo. You’re brassick and you’ve still got to rustle up spending money for your hols and the pound’s fucked.
3) Your internet pages look like this
4) Your recycling bin looks like this
Booze. Coffee. Comfort food.
5) Your evening looks like this
Happy holidays, dudes!