Tell us, what’s your favourite bit about Christmas?
I asked Father Christmas for..umm… Lego
Did you do a nativity play?
What’s the best bit of Christmas dinner?
Yeah. And those sausages. The small ones.
They’re called pigs in blankets.
Stares at me in disbelief.
What are you going to buy me for Christmas?
Baby Jesus. I love baby Jesus. I want him and Batman on my birthday cake.
Can you tell me the story of baby Jesus?
He was a baby on hay and in a manger and the stars looked at him (plagiarism). He was special but then he met some bombs and died and went underground. He was deaded. But then he came alive again! And he say happy Christmas!