Such was my horrific state last week that Andrew-the-Legend arranged for his parents to have the kids this long weekend while I go to Cornwall to see my number one most favourite person in the world, Vicki.
I’ve been light as air with joy at the thought all week, but when it came to saying goodbye to the two of them (children, not in-laws) I felt sad.
I’m the woman who left her four month old in a crèche while she learnt to windsurf in Greece! I’m the woman, who not twenty sentences ago, referred to someone other than an offspring as my favourite person!
But look how cool they are?!