Introductions and Niceties

imageI think it’s telling that the only photo of me amongst the four years’ worth of iPad back catalogue is me in my cycling gear weeping because I felt too tired to go out. Literally no other evidence of my existence. The only time my twatbag husband showed the wherewithal to take a photo was while he was pissing himself as I wept.

 

What isn’t clear here is that, under the dayglo, I’m dressed as Dolly Parton and have a blonde wig stuffed in my beach bag.

This basically is all you need to know about me: a very tired Dolly fan.

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